The Romney campaign today announced a surprise pick for Vice President –
Exxon Mobil Corporation. “This is a game changing decision, that will
really energize the true Republican base: Koch Industries, Haliburton,
Walmart, Bechtel, Fox and Shell BP,” said a Romney spokesman. “It's also
a breakthrough for minority rights, as it's the first time a Corporate
American had appeared on the ballot. With subsidiaries in fifty eight
countries and puppet regimes in six, Exxon Mobil brings to the ticket
foreign policy experience focused on the only countries that matter –
the ones with oil.”
When questioned by reporters about the
vetting process, the spokesman said that it had been completed in a
record forty eight hours by Exxon Mobil staff. Asked about the possible
conflict of interest, the spokesman revealed that Exxon had been vetted
by the same Exxon public servants who wrote the Cheney administration's
energy policy, so they were ideally qualified for vetting a Vice
Presidential candidate.
Exxon Mobil is expected to self finance
the campaign. “We would have paid for it anyway,” said their CEO, “But
now we get a place on the ticket, too. I know there are some racists out
there who don't think that Corporate Americans are real Americans, or
even real people, but this election will prove them wrong.”
A
spokesman for the Obama campaign said they were not commenting on the
constitutionality of this announcement until they had seen Exxon Mobil's
birth certificate.
Wonder what company will run on the Obama ticket. After all they are BOTH puppets for the corporate elite.
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